The One With the Leg Cramp

Joyce:

Runners, are you ready?

John:

You're going down.

Shelly:

Oh, yeah. You're going to eat my dust, just like you did last time.

Joyce:

On your marks.

John:

Yeah. Just don't trip this time.

Shelly:

Oh, are you talking to yourself, because I think that's what you did at the last race.

Joyce:

Get set.

Shelly:

Oh, stay focused. Don't get distracted.

John:

You can't distract me. I'm in the zone.

Shelly:

Psst. Come on. Ace, start the race.

Joyce:

Oh, oh, oh yeah. One second. Runners on your marks.

John:

What's going on?

Joyce:

This is so great. I just registered on the Well-Being website. It's so cool.

John:

You did what?

Joyce:

I'm just finishing the RealAge test. I'm about to find out the real age of this body.

Narrator:

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Joyce:

It says I'm 31. Ha. And that's why you train.

John:

Oh, oh, I got a cramp.

Shelly:

Oh, me, too. Oh, oh, oh.

John:

Can we go home now?

Narrator:

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