The One Where SWAT Was Called
Shelly (Amber):
Okay. I've got the pliers.
John:
Great. All right, team, we've got to be all on the same page on this. Amber, you cut the blue.
Shelly (Amber):
Got it.
John:
Cory, you got the green, and I got the red.
Joyce (Cory):
Clear.
Shelly (Amber):
Okay, you guys, we've got to do this at exactly the same.
John:
You got it. On the count of three. Here we go.
Shelly (Amber):
Wait, wait, wait.
John:
What? What now?
Shelly (Amber):
Are we counting up or down?
John:
What do you mean?
Shelly (Amber):
Is it one, two, three, or three, two, one?
John:
Three, two, one.
Shelly (Amber):
Okay.
John:
All right, let's do this. Here we go. Three, two...
Joyce (Cory):
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. So do we cut on one, or is it three, two, one, cut?
Shelly (Amber):
Okay, I got ya. Last time guys. Three, two, one, cut.
Joyce (Cory):
Okay.
John:
You see that timer? We're running out of time. Let's get in position. All right, here we go. Three, two, one...
Joyce (Cory):
Well, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Just one second.
John:
What's going on?
Joyce (Cory):
I just registered on the Well-Being website. I can find out my body's real age with this thing.
Shelly (Amber):
What?
Joyce (Cory):
All I have to do is fill out the survey.
John:
Now?
Joyce (Cory):
Chill out, it's only 15 minutes.
Narrator:
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John:
Stop sweating on the bomb.
Shelly (Amber):
I can't help it, I'm a nervous sweater.
Narrator:
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