The One Where She Goes Into Labor

Shelly:

Andy, I think my water just broke. It's time. We have to go to the hospital.

John (Andy):

Yeah, sure. I'll take a cup of water.

Joyce:

No, her water. We've got to go.

Shelly:

What are you doing?

Joyce:

Is there a problem?

John (Andy):

Yeah, yeah. Hang on a minute. This isn't our first kid. I just founds this super cool website. I can fill it out and it tells me my real age, exactly what I really am. It's based on my weight, my health, and my lifestyle. It'll just take a minute.

Shelly:

Right now?

John (Andy):

Oh yeah, yeah. It'll only take 15 minutes.

Shelly:

Andy!

Narrator:

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John (Andy):

Hey, you see this? Isn't this cool?

Joyce:

Oh, that is cool. What did you say that website is?

John (Andy):

It's adventisthealth.org/well-being.

Joyce:

Oh, I want to know how old I am.

Shelly:

Are you guys kidding me?

John (Andy):

I wonder how old she is.

Shelly:

Andy!

Narrator:

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